WTF?…We are at WAR?!?!?!

Who’da thunk it?  War, huh?  I wouldn’t have believed it, but the Anointed One said so Himself right there on national tee-vee!

We are at war.  We are at war against al Qaeda, a far-reaching network of violence and hatred that attacked us on 9/11, that killed nearly 3,000 innocent people, and that is plotting to strike us again.  And we will do whatever it takes to defeat them.

Damn!  Even interrupted my Soap Opry, Days of our Lives, ta say it.  Better tell Pa ‘bout this.  He’s gonna need to clean the guns.  Glad I canned all them ‘maters ‘n such…gonna need ‘em now!

And that man what put a bomb in his britches! Obarma sayin’ him’s a TERRORIST!!! Sure as sunrise, he done said it…

failed Christmas terrorist attack

Ya see?  A bone-a-fide TER-OR-IST!! I better let Erline know.  She ain’t got no tee-vee…

(Barack, your “Duh!” file is getting pretty thick.)