What the…?!?!?!

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I am utterly MAD
And…They’re coming to take me away HAHA
They’re coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re comin to take me away HAHAAA

For those of you born after 1970, that quote is from the song Funny Farm by Dr. Demento.  However, it could become an anthem for those of us in the nose-bleed section going “HUH?!?!”

The Annointed One is no longer just the Saviour of the United States of America, he is now officially the Saviour of the Entire World. Really?  Reality check – he was nominated 2 weeks after he took the Oath of Office (the second, official time…not the first screwed up time 😉 ).  How the hell do you nominate someone who hasn’t had enough time in office to figure out the phone system?  Now, if they gave a Nobel Prize for Apologizing, I could see their point.

Of course this means Date Night in Oslo…

BUT, we need to realize that we can’t just spend money willy-nilly on goofy things like, uhm, sending more troops to Afghanistan. According to the Gibbs-bot Model 2009, this expenditure needs careful scrutiny.

Then there’s the f****d-up logic the Left is using to justify spending $890-some-odd-billion on a Health Care bill that most of us don’t want. It is the same logic I have used to justify spending $40 on a new pair of shoes.  “But, honey, they were on sale.  So, actually, I saved $20!”  Baucus is centering on the $91 billion savings.  Senator, sweetheart, IT’S AN $890 BILLION EXPENSE THAT WE CANNOT AFFORD FOR A PROGRAM MOST OF US DON’T WANT! Well, we aren’t sure if we don’t want it because we aren’t allowed to read the damned thing.  We might want it, you never know.  But, maybe we’ll hate it…then we are stuck with it…

They’re coming to take me away HAHAA…

Back to the Afghanistan mess…Obama thinks that we can trust the Taliban to be good little terrorists and promise…no, pinky swear…that they will not try to take over the government in Afghanistan.  Cross their hearts and hope to die!  AND, the Taliban would never ever fund Al Quaeda again if we leave Afghanistan…never ever EVER. Wow, I can see why he got that Nobel Peace Prize.

They’re coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHAA…

11 thoughts on “What the…?!?!?!

  1. Conservatives across the country are really confused by this aren’t they?

    Also, I can’t post a picture in a comment but I can link you to one that I found on facebook that should make you smile.

    And you thought facebook was useless!

  2. I’m sitting here at work (I suppose I should be doing something around here to earn the “big bucks” they’re paying me) and I feel like I must have died about 10 months ago and I’ve been living in the ‘Twilight Zone’, ’cause this stuff can’t be happening.

    Snap out of it Steve!

    • Remember the episode in which a thug died and went to a place where all his wishes were granted and every need tended to? He thought it was cool for a hot minute, then the boredom sunk in. He looked at the “guy” running what he thought was Heaven and screamed “I WANT TO GO TO THE OTHER PLACE!” The “guy” laughed and said “Oh, but this IS the Other Place”. Well, Steve, welcome to the Other Place.

  3. I’ve just been awarded MVP for the Buffalo Bills for attending a few games and for what I might do for the team in the future. I’m humbled but I SO totally deserve it otherwise I would so something radical like decline to accept it because I have done nothing to earn it.

    • Congrats! uhm, I think…after all your children shouldn’t learn that you actually have to DO something to be rewarded, right? Damnit, you are ENTITLED to win that MVP. I mean, didn’t you have to lift a remote control to change to the NFL channel in order to watch it? Well, that’s work, isn’t it? they’re coming to take me away HAHAA… 😉

  4. Albert Einstein once said “Reality is merely and illusion, albeit a very persistent one” I try to repeat that oh maybe twice a minute and maybe this current reality will turn into an illusion and disappear. After all Al was a pretty bright guy.

    • I think the drugs they have put in our water will wear off in 2013 when it is too late and we are officially a Socialist nation…at that point, I’d want to stick with the drugs.

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