I have a Jack Russell Terrier. I know, I know…condolences will be accepted in my “Leave a Comment” box. He is basically a cool dog. Not only is he a Jack Russell, he is deaf. Which, doesn’t make a difference when you are talking about the Parson’s Jack Russell…they don’t listen anyway.
“How does this relate to politics?”, you ask. Well, let’s pretend Kim Jong Il is a Jack Russell. Small dog in a big dog’s world. Desperately striving to be taller (note the pompadour and the platform shoes), desperately trying to be taken seriously (note the underground detonation of a nuclear bomb and the subsequent launching of two missiles). If I were the President of the United States of America, I would make my response short, sweet and doggie-friendly…
Dear Mr. Il,
Don’t let your Pit Bull Mouth write checks your Jack Russell Terrier Ass can’t cash!
The United States Of America 😉