You, too, Can Own a Gibbs-bot Model 2009! Here’s How…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am going to let you in on a secret that will IMPROVE your standing in the community, gain you popularity with Moderate Democrats, Far-Left Liberals, The New York Times and, yes, Ms. Jeannine Garafalo.

Let me introduce you to the GIBBS-BOT MODEL 2009!  This revolutionary device, created in the campaign headquarters of none other than President Barack Obama, is capable of performing a million Public Relations tasks.

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Here, I will demonstrate the Spending Bill Evasion Feature…Watch as the Gibbs-Bot Model 2009 automatically goes into the “Comments were Misconstrued” mode and restores your reputation to its original shine!!!!

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Disclaimer:   We are NOT responsible for damage to floor coverings due to excessive perspiration.  Eye glasses may slip constantly causing the Gibbs-Bot Model 2009 to spontaneously go into “Uhm…Ah…Uh, Uhm” mode.   The Gibbs-Bot Model 2009 cannot call on members of Fox News.  It will automatically default to The New York Times and MSNBC.

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